I hate cold and I am also a walking scar. I just keep adding layers, but then I sort of move like the Stay-Puf Marshmallow man. Hank, when did they start calling skirts lap aprons? Oh, it's a masculinity thing XD. Got it. Here's what you'll see in the future (if it doesn't already exist): something that is as portable and quick to set up as a shock-corded, fiberglass pole tent. It'll come in a few different sizes and basically enclose all but your head inside of it, attaching flexibly at handlebars, foot pegs, and rear rack. It will all fit into something half the size of a bread bag. Just a matter of when and who makes it
Nice homemade work, scootnwinn; necessity is the mother of invention. Or improvisation, as it were.