Reminds me of an old folklore (usually horror) story:
Flee to the hills ye say?
Neigh! The lights, and the thunder, and the winds will catch thee!
Flee to the lowlands, and hide under the earth ye say?
Neigh, the earth shall openeth it's belly for thee, and eateth thee!
Flee to the shore ye say?
Neigh the waters shall swallow thee!
Whereth shalt we go then, ye ask?
Goeth where the winds don't strike, and the earth is not hungry, and the seas are a far end off. Go where the lightning and thunder are not heard much!
Or something... Lol
