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"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" Albert Einstein 1879-1955

"That's a crooked tree. We'll send him to Washington." -Bob Ross
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"It just went on and on - Like an Allman Brothers song!" - Homer Simpson

"You can't explain puns to a kleptomaniac. They take everything, literally." -Unknown

"What a long, strange trip its been" - Grateful Dead

I would fear an army of sheep, lead by a lion more than an army of lions, lead by a sheep. -Alexander the Great

Those whom cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Quoted from unknown holocaust victim circa WWII.

"He ain't tryin to change nobody; He's just tryin real hard to adjust." - Bellamy Brothers

"You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take" -Wayne Gretzky

"Houston put a man on the moon, our streets shouldn't look like its surface" -Bill King

"Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering - and its all over much too soon" - Woody Allen

"One giant leap for mankind? What is Neil-A spelled backward? Hmmm." - Libby Harper

"Axel isn't crazy, really!" - Slash

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"Picture yourself tied to a tree,
condemned of the sins of eternity.

Then picture a spear parting the air,
seeking your heart to end your despair.

suddenly a knight in armor of white,
stands in the gap betwixt you and its flight.

and shedding his "armor of god" for you,
-bears the lance that runs him through.

his heart has been pierced that yours may beat,
the blood of his corpse washes you feet.

picture yourself in rainment of white,
cleansed by the blood of the lifeless knight.

never to mourn the prince who was downed,
for he is not lost! it is you who are found." --Johnny Hart(author, BC comic strip) [1931-2007]

"Remember how you wished you could become invisible when you were a kid? That wish has come true when you take the streets on a scooter or motorcycle." - Unknown

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"Anonymity is your name, silence your native tongue." Agent K

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"Getting old is not for sissies." - Bette Davis [1908-1989]

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“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.” - Mark Twain [1835-1910]:nod:

"Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. " - Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen)

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi

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"Only the dead have seen the end of war." - plato 424 - 348 BC

"I think that people want peace so much that one of these days the government had better get out of the way and let them have it." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where goverment has gone beyond it's limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." - (St)Ronald Reagan [1911-2004];)

"Its very early, but its getting late." _Bob Newhart

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"Kindness is a Language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]

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"He's my horse, even if he never runs a race." - Western Mullins

"Americans invent as the Greeks sculpted and the Italians painted" -TeeJaw Blog

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"There are two types of people voting on this issue, the kind that understand the futility of prohibition and the kind that don't." self 10/8/2015:doh:

"We'll stop the run on the way to the quarterback" - Wade Phillips

"I can't trust any motorcycle I can't see through." - Jay Leno

"Did you say exercise or 'extra fries'?"_unknown

"Boiling water softens potatoes but hardens eggs. Its what you are made of, not your circumstances." - Unknown

"Sweat is just your fat crying" _ unknown

"Riding your motorcycle a lot keeps your brain sharp in the same way that having to run from saber-toothed tigers kept our caveman ancestors on the stick." -Ryuta Kawashimas

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"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]

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One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,

“You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The LORD replied, "my precious, precious child, I Love you and I would never forsake you! During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you." -- unknown

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God saw he was getting tired and the cure was not to be.
So he put his arms around him and whispered, "Come with me."
With tearful hearts we watched him fade away.
Although we loved him dearly, we could not make him stay.
A golden heart stopped beating, hardworking hands to rest.
God broke our hearts to prove to us, he only takes the best. -- unknown

Poem on the back of my father's memorial flyer. Cancer took him 9/6/2013 -- RIP dad.

"Unfortunately for yours truly, that train has already sailed."-Austin Powers

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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]

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"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]