"You will never reach your destination if you stop to throw stones at every dog that barks" Winston Churchill

"Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man." Benjamin Franklin

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

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"I've got a PHd in MacGuyverization." -self->D

"I ran twice today. I ran out of beer and then I ran to the store to get some more". - Will Ferrell

"You can go to the bank and borrow money, but you can't go to the bank and borrow a Super Bowl ring. The ring is like a crown." ~Joe Greene, 1975

"Life is like a mirror. If you smile at it, it smiles back at you" - Peace Pilgrim

"At highway speed, if you are looking no furthER ahead than the car in front of you, you are looking at the PAST." - Motorcycle.com

Mama always said "Life is like a box of gators. They're o'nery cause they don't have a tooth brush, and there might be a giant step for mankind"
A/Einstein? E=H2O3
Maybe knot!

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"That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway." colorful witticism heard last week from my son.

"Godzilla movies should be shown in reverse. Then he looks like a benevolent lizard that rebuilds Tokyo and then moonwalks into the sea" - unknown

"People are like the moon; they have a dark side." Lewis Carroll

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"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." Abraham Lincoln [1809 - 1865]:nod:

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"And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand." Jesus Christ 0 -- Ω[Mark 3:25]

"I love my country. I just wish my country loved me back." - Rambo

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"They draft the white trash first 'round here anyway." John Lee Pettymore

"I had strep throat but I couldn't afford antibiotics from my doc. I went to McDonald's and got my antibiotics from the dollar menu and it cleared up." - Ramsay Mawadi

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“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” Steve Irwin [1962 - 2006]:no:

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"You should never blame the cheesecake." James Altland :tup:

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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson [1742-1826]

Thank a vetran!!

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"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." - (St)Ronald Reagan [1911-2004];)

"I have seen some un-explainable things; and I've done some things that I cannot explain". -Josh Gates

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"That is an AWESOME minivan!" - nobody :lmao:

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"Mr. Gorbachev - tear down this wall!" - (St)Ronald Reagan [1911-2004]:tup:

"Believe in me, who believes in you." - not sure who said it.

"It's so nice to be insane;
No one asks you to explain"
Alan Earle O'Day

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"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." .............Col. John Dean "Jeff" Cooper [1920 - 2006]:nod:

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“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Edmund Burke [1730 - 1797] :clap:

"Never hit softly". -Teddy Roosevelt

A quiet man is a thinking man.
A quiet woman is usually mad. - Unknown

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"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Mahatma Gandhi 1869 - 1948

"You don't have to drive all the way to Neptune to get good Neptunian food." - Futurama

Peace is that brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading" -Thomas Jefferson

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"I stood watch on the front lines of the cold war." -- self

"I'm not sure I want to go to heaven. None of my friends will be there." -Oscar Wilde

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"Oh! Great warrior. Wars not make one great." - Yoda

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As seen on a sweatshirt Tuesday afternoon:

"Life is a circus, and I'm stuck in the freak tent.":hehe:

Seen on a tee shirt.

"Welding is like sewing; with fire".

"They say marriages are made in heaven. So is thunder and lightning." - Clint Eastwood

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"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." David Lee Roth 1954 - present :)